Does bruno mars is gay??????

As we were making our crazy ri-dick-ulous paragraphs in class, I could not help but think back to this specific article titled, "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

full article: http://brunomars.us/rumor-come-bruno-mars-gay/

it's so chaotic and ridiculous, and actually somewhat exhausting to read all the way through.

BONUS: If you're a Game Grumps fan like me, there's a particular episode in the Ocarina of Time series in which Dan reads the first paragraph aloud, and it's pretty hilarious. Even if you aren't a Game Grumps fan, it's even weirder hearing it read aloud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCKlevz2QM


One the subject of the paragraphs, it was really interesting to see the intense change of context/meaning/mood/tone/etc from the original writing to the outcome. Some of the articles especially sound super cryptic, though mine just seemed like a chaotic drunken mess with 3 different kinds of meth. Overall though, it's gonna be super intriguing to see what everyone does with their paragraph-inspired pieces, so keep it weird folkz ~~~~~~